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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 18:53
Nuts and Butts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good
So, the docs changed it to read
How does the narcissist react when he realizes you no longer care?
So they tried
—
Thumbs down again.
Why are American women so ugly nowadays?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Hysterias & Posteriors
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No go.
Unacceptable again!
Next, they tried...
No way
Everyone loved it.
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share office space ...
They put up a sign reading
Then came..
Minds and Behinds
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Is Taylor Swift aware of the fact that she’s naturally seductive?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Loons and Moons
Still no good.
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Freaks and Cheeks
Another attempt resulted in ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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No, not a chance
Catatonics & High Colonics
Just Forget it!